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1. You know you`ve won the argument when the other person responds with "Whatever..."
   
2. Hard work never killed anyone but why risk it?
   
3. If at first you don`t succeed ... I just lie and say I did.
   
4. 200 pictures of you at the bar and 2 pictures with your kids. You must be quite the mom.
   
5. The WWF advert asks, “When the ice goes, where do the polar bears go?” ... Well, swimming, I suppose.
   
6. I’m not a biologist but I’m pretty sure the difference between a moth and a butterfly is that a moth is really ugly.
   
7. Feeding my kid cold pizza. They will be off to college soon and preparation is the key to success.
   
8. If you lift up the handle on the car door at the same time I`m trying to unlock it more than two times, I`m driving off without you.
   
9. "Spring Ahead" this weekend for Daylight Saving Time proves there is a much quicker way than Facebook to lose an hour in your life....
   
10. If a clown farts, does it smell funny?
    
11. You got your chocolate in my peanut butter!
    
12. Are you reading this from a toilet? I`m writing this from one.
    
13. Hi you`ve reached my voicemail,,, Please leave your name, number and a damn good reason why this conversation couldn`t be done over text
    
14. person 1: i can draw really well person 2: i`m really athletic person 3: i`m hilarious and likable person 4: i`m gorgeous me: i can breathe
    
    
    
    
    
    

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