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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. Stop bitchin about the frigid winter snow. There are kids in Africa who don`t even HAVE weather!
  2. Just worked out, I will spend on average 7 years of my life in the bathroom. My wife will spend on average 6.9 years of her life knocking on the door saying " are you all right in there "
  3. Lots of people waiting in lines today. Did a new iPhone just come out?
  4. Sometimes I think, "Screw this, I will just be a stripper." Then I remember I am fat and I can`t dance.
  5. Do you guys ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone has a voodoo doll of you & they`re stabbing it? No? How about now?
  6. I stay a bit overweight because it wouldn`t be fair to all the skinny people if I were this attractive, intelligent, funny, AND thin ... It`s a public service really.
  7. Whenever I move into a new neighborhood, the first thing I familiarize myself with is the liquor store coz you know priorities.
  8. My key to happiness is probably lost somewhere in the junk drawer.
  9. Patience is what I have when there are too many witnesses.
  10. I can almost always tell if a movie doesn`t use Real dinosaurs.
  11. I get in this weird mood where I don’t want to talk to anybody and just want to be left alone. I call this mood ‘Awake’
  12. When my kid grows up they`re not aloud to date until they`re married.
  13. If you’re that person that makes microwave popcorn at work, nobody likes you.
  14. It`s acceptable for someone to eat cereal for breakfast, lunch, and dinner as long as they still go to the gym, right? I`m asking for a friend...




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