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1. You never really know someone until you break up with them. If they don’t go crazy and try to kill you than maybe you should give them a second chance.
   
2. I bought a blowup doll today, but I won`t blow her up until tomorrow. I don`t want to seem desperate.
   
3. I may not have great parenting skills, but in my defense the kids don`t have great childing skills either.
   
4. My three biggest fears are mouses, wolfs & proper pluralization.
   
5. the difference between people and celebreties ...... celebreties don`t have a routine
   
6. Once again I`ve woken up without super powers. Sigh
   
7. Camping is fun if you`re into pretending that you`re homeless.
   
8. When I`m bored, I send a random text to a random number saying "I hid the body... now what?"
   
9. Being a camera must be pretty cool. You get to sleep until there`s something cool to see.
   
10. I want to live in a world where the Food Network delivers.
    
11. Girl: I have changed my mind. Boy: Thank God! Does the new one work?
    
12. "Hello 911?" "Someone just stole my status on Facebook... yes, I`ll hold."
    
13. I had this awesome dream last night where Facebook went down and most of you went on a killing spree.
    
14. I’m thinking there’s some type of filter that prevents normal people from like my page
    
    
    
    
    
    

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