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1. My eye problems starts on Mondays and ends on Friday evening. I see clearer after the fourth bottle.
   
2. Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug
   
3. Bought some cheese at one of those fancy cheese shops today. It was legend dairy...
   
4. There`s no time like the present to make a positive change in your life ... or to take a nice nap
   
5. The responsibility of taking out the trash should be left to the person who runs out of ways to fit more trash in the bag.
   
6. I hate it when I put a status and you don`t like it,example this one.
   
7. If you need time alone, announce that it`s time to clean the house.
   
8. One things for sure, I can always count on my fingers.
   
9. You can never really say `what`s on your mind` when you have family members on your Facebook.
   
10. To-Do List : Nothing[?]
    
11. I`ll take an ice cream sandwich please. You know what? I`m trying to be healthy, can you change that to an ice cream salad instead? Thanks
    
12. As far as Im concerned, you are not my concern.
    
13. No thank you, I don`t need a coaster. I won`t be putting my drink down.
    
14. Every time I get an eyelash in my eye, I`m reminded of how quickly I would die in the wild.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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