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1. Stop everything you’re doing. Think about me. You’re welcome.
   
2. I watched Americas Got Talent for 15 minutes and I beg to differ.
   
3. I`ve been told my posts are too depressing but what does it matter. We`ll all be dead soon anyway.
   
4. OK. So I danced like no one was watching. Anyone know a good lawyer?
   
5. Music that is meant to be played at a reasonable volume is completely pointless.
   
6. Candy canes are the perfect treat. They are minty & put you into the holiday spirit & can easily be fashioned into a shank.
   
7. The only person whom a woman listens carefully & follows sincerely & does exactly as he says is a photographer
   
8. Guys, how many times have you said "it looks great honey" when you really are just laughing inside?
   
9. Sometimes I think my job is actually a hidden-camera game show where they see how much absurd bullshit I’ll put up with before I catch on.
   
10. Inventor of camping: "Hey, let`s go pretend to be homeless."
    
11. If lemons hand you life, you’re probably dyslexic
    
12. I am going to open "The Karma Cafe" There will be no menus though. You will get what you deserve!
    
13. Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I`m the proud owner of aisle 7.
    
14. Women fall in love by what they hear. Men fall in love by what they see. That’s why most women wear makeup and most men lie.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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