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1. Ladys, if you`re in an argument with a guy and there`s no may to win. Start playing with your boobs...works every time.
   
2. off to bed...evil schemes don`t dream themselves up.
   
3. Just drove past the house where I lost my virginity. There wasn`t even a plaque or anything. Pretty ridiculous if you ask me.
   
4. If cartoons are a reliable guide, the secret to never aging is wearing the same clothes every day.
   
5. So the other day a girl asked me to Facebook her, needless to say she wasn`t to happy after I hit her in the face with a book
   
6. When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it…
   
7. After much thought and careful consideration, I`ve decided not to do a damn thing today.
   
8. I feel like there’s something missing in my life and I don’t know if it’s a person, a puppy, or just a burrito.
   
9. Don`t apologize because you haven`t posted in a while. No one cared.
   
10. I love finding money in my clothes. It’s like a gift to me ... from me.
    
11. It`s so strange to think that before Facebook all of this nonsense just stayed in people`s heads
    
12. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
    
13. People are obsessed with this storm but in a couple months no one will talk about it anymore, which is why they named it after the movie Juno.
    
14. The person next to me just farted.. Does this mean my lungs are full of his poo particles -.-
    
    
    
    
    
    

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