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1. Confidence is going after Moby Dick in a row boat ... and taking the tartar sauce with you.
   
2. MTV canceled Teen Mom, so it`s like they had those babies for nothing.
   
3. If you think you hate me now, wait till I start answering your rhetorical questions.
   
4. Sometimes I wonder if that kid in the Dreamworks logo has caught the fish yet.
   
5. I don’t like to think before I speak. I like to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.
   
6. Did you hear about the Cannibal that "passed" his Uncle in the Jungle?...............
   
7. My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn`t walk to the donut shop.
   
8. If A Couple in Love are called Love Birds, then a couple who fight with each other should be called Angry Birds.
   
9. My life is much more fun and interesting when I`m single... Problem is I can`t remember any of it.
   
10. The only thing I drink from a shot glass nowdays is Maalox.
    
11. Why do people have to get ready for bed? I’m always ready for bed
    
12. If Facebook isn’t a drug then someone please explain to me why I sneak into the bathroom at work to use it.
    
13. One way to find out if you`re old is to fall down in front of a group of people. If they laugh, you`re young, if they panic, you`re old.
    
14. Please be careful on the roads. Lots of people are drinking exsessively and letting their wives drive.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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