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Saturday January 11, 2025


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  1. In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God or man has rested.
  2. If I could go back in time I would put cheese on a lot more things.
  3. My greatest fear is standing on stage in front of millions while my Google search history is read aloud...
  4. Apparently it was a bad idea to ask Siri, "What do women want?" She`s been talking for the last 2 days and doesn`t seem ready to shut up anytime soon.
  5. Jehovah`s Witnesses, Improving my hiding skills since 1974.
  6. I`m as conflicted as a strip club addict with a glitter allergy.
  7. Male or female, no one f*cks with you if you put your lipstick on like The Joker.
  8. I just saw a man salute the Budweiser truck on the highway. LMAO
  9. If at first you don`t succeed then maybe you just suck.
  10. I always reply to my wife’s texts with :0))) I’m not being friendly, I’m discretely letting the fat bitch know how many chins she has.
  11. I miss my ex a lot... but my aim is getting better.
  12. I`m going to start tackling random guys in football jerseys saying "look how he`s dressed. He was asking for it!"
  13. You`ve cat to be kitten me right meow.
  14. The best part about growing old with you is that I`ll always be the younger one.




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