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1. If other employees are taking four fifteen minutes smoke breaks a day, I should most certainly be allowed a one hour nap time.
   
2. Does any one know how to lower the difficulty settings on tinder?
   
3. It`s so cold outside I had to put Jack in my Coke to keep it from freezing.
   
4. I don`t want to be bothered with stupid $h!t today. What is stupid $h!t? Anything I don`t want to be bothered with.
   
5. I`m so broke that I can`t even pay attention!
   
6. A recent survey of one person reveals that 100% of me thinks I should leave work early.
   
7. This "doing nothing" is hard work, how am I supposed to know when I`m done?
   
8. So far, I am 100% at believing what happened next on Facebook links.
   
9. If all men are created equal then why are there midgets?
   
10. Lately I`ve been convinced that some people were born solely for purpose of eventually pissing me off...
    
11. Fitness? More like fitness whole cheesecake in my mouth.
    
12. Just once I want to see a car with one woman sticker and twelve cat stickers.
    
13. She lost me at, "I don`t watch football."
    
14. I went for a run tonight. Sure, it was a beer run but, I was still sweating by the end.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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