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1. Just for kicks I posted "I won the LOTTERY" on Facebook. One girl liked it, then replied to the inbox message I sent her in 2010. *Blocked*
   
2. Who the hell buys a cat? There are cats everywhere just let one in your home and it becomes your cat.
   
3. I don’t mean to alarm you but you know those people in your office that can’t work the fax machine? They’re driving home on the same roads.
   
4. When someone ask me... How are you?... I answer back... You mean in bed?
   
5. Laziness: the habit of resting before you get tired.
   
6. Stress from children can take 10 yrs off your life Drinking alcohol from stress can take another 10 yrs Based on my math, I died 5 yrs ago
   
7. Nothing says "party" like a red plastic cup.
   
8. Another tragedy today in the music industry.....Justin Beiber was just found alive in his apartment. :(
   
9. is wondering where noah kept woodpeckers on his ark
   
10. My cat is wearing a cone & has learned to scoop up his food and let it slide into his mouth and it`s giving me serious ideas, folks
    
11. There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter, like watching TV and having a beer.
    
12. Ten out of ten pigs prefer turkey bacon over regular bacon.
    
13. I need something that`s more than coffee but less than cocaine.
    
14. If one door closes and another one opens, seek help your house is haunted.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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