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Saturday January 11, 2025


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  1. Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant
  2. I like to finish all of my drive thru orders with, "And that`s for here."
  3. Got suspended from Instagram for going on everyone`s food pics and posting the calories.
  4. I wonder if people without dogs actually pick food off the floor?
  5. Guys: Bet a female friend that she can’t touch her bellybutton with both elbows. Enjoy the view.
  6. I just called the Alcohol Hotline and those bastards don`t even deliver.
  7. I was late to work because I was having car trouble. And by car trouble I mean I was sleeping and not driving the car.
  8. My son asked what he should say if a bully said to give him his lunch money. I said tell him you left it on his moms nightstand.
  9. I really respect people that don`t drink excessively, gamble, curse, do drugs, spend excessively, act irresponsibly and stay up late. And by "respect" I mean "don`t wanna hang out with"
  10. Dear God, I´ve been very good today, no grumpy thoughts, no swearing and I haven´t been mean at all, but I´m about to get up now and I may need your help :)
  11. I hate it when TV shows say they contain "adult situations" but then don`t show anyone going to work, paying their bills or cleaning up their kid`s vomit.
  12. Women say they want a guy who can make them laugh. I`d probably have done better if they`d specified that they didn`t mean by tickling.
  13. Driving isn’t even in the top 5 things I’m thinking about when I’m driving.
  14. I danced like no one was watching but someone was watching, thought I was having a seizure and called an ambulance




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