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1. My nose is "running", that`s all the exercise I can handle for one day.......
   
2. I tend to say “I don’t know” when I’m too lazy to think.
   
3. A sofa is a vacation for your a$$...
   
4. I just read last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don’t want to start any trouble, but shouldn’t that be an even number? ...hmm
   
5. I hate people that take drugs, specially U.S. Customs and the D.E.A.
   
6. WHAT DO WE WANT!!! A cure for hangovers WHEN DO WE WANT IT!!! Please stop yelling
   
7. My sister says god`s greatest gifts are unanswered prayers, so I bought her a vibrator because she`s obviously never had an orgasm.
   
8. If God is a woman then how do you explain: 1) Spiders 2) Shoes you can`t afford 3) Periods 4) Men
   
9. I hate it when someone starts to tell me something, then says "Never Mind".
   
10. "I knew that..." -Me, after every Jeopardy question.
    
11. Arguing over a girl`s bust size is like choosing between Heineken, Coors or Budweiser -- Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.
    
12. is it rude to throw a breath-mint in someone`s mouth while they are talking?
    
13. A good way to break up with a girl gently, is to curtsy when you`re meeting her father instead of shaking his hand.
    
14. If cats could text you back, they wouldn`t.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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