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1. How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on? -asking for a friend
   
2. There is a fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.”
   
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4. I have no idea who is gonna die first in this movie, because everyone is white.
   
5. There’s a thin line between “I should do a status update about that” and “I should talk to a therapist about that”
   
6. When it comes to tantrums, I throw like a girl.
   
7. There are 7 trillion nerves in the human body. Some people are capable of getting on every last one of them.
   
8. Sometimes I really want to throw paper at people. Brick shaped Paper. Made of brick.
   
9. Roses are red, violets are blue, sandwiches are tasty, rhyming is hard
   
10. My kids constantly yell at me whenever I try take their pictures, and I tell `em: "You`re gonna need them in 20 years for your Throw Back Thursdays updates"..... whatever!!
    
11. i only drink on days that end with y
    
12. I`d like to share my innermost thoughts and feelings with all of you, but I`m afraid they`ll be used against me in court someday.
    
13. My son wants to be a shrink when he grows up... Clearly I`ve failed to teach him our family`s place in the psychiatric process...
    
14. Football: 22 people on the field desperately in need of rest and 75,000 in the stands desperately in need of exercise.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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