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Tuesday December 24, 2024


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  1. My girlfriend says I talk while I sleep... but I`m skeptical. Nobody at work has ever mentioned it.
  2. My 4-year-old thinks the 5-second rule means he can eat anything off the floor if he waits 5-seconds first. That M&M was from last Easter.
  3. Next time a customer service rep asks “Is there anything else I can do for you?” whisper “Smile for the camera, I’m watching you” & hang up
  4. Happy third birthday to the tartar sauce in my fridge.
  5. Having to share a room with your spouse is absolute nonsense. Even kids get their own rooms...
  6. Walmart calls them self checkouts, I call them I might not pay for some of this.
  7. I took my family to Sea World this weekend, but i wasnt allowed in. Apparently you cant take your fishing rod.
  8. The only cat like reflex I possess is turning and staring at the wall when you talk to me.
  9. Stop waiting for the perfect moment. Take a moment and make that sh!t perfect.
  10. I was admiring my six pack in the mirror for two hours,then it got cold and I put it in the fridge
  11. Apparently, "Giant ones" is not the appropriate response to the question, "What are the steps you would take in the event of an emergency?"
  12. Sitting in traffic like the non-helicopter owning loser that I am.
  13. "Did you know that life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate?"
  14. Some people walk into your life and leave footprints on your heart. Some people walk into life and make you want to leave footprints on their face




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