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Saturday January 11, 2025


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  1. Spent the morning at the farmers market carefully selecting fruits and vegetables to throw away next Saturday.
  2. I assume guys who wear their phones on the hip do so because their pockets are stuffed to the brim with condoms and girls phone numbers
  3. Apparently there`s enough room in my mouth to put more than one foot.
  4. Its that time of year to find out what your friends with pools have been up to since last year.
  5. He died doing what he loved: telling me I`m overreacting.
  6. I never owned a telescope, but it`s something that I`m thinking of looking into.
  7. When I was your age, we had to walk ten miles in the snow to get drunk and have s€x.
  8. My inner child has a bottle of vodka in one hand, a whip in the other and a broken halo sticking out of her back pocket.
  9. "Spring Ahead" this weekend for Daylight Saving Time proves there is a much quicker way than Facebook to lose an hour in your life....
  10. Dear life, When I said "can my day get any worse?" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
  11. People who say everything happens for a reason should remember that when I punch them in the face.
  12. you know hes a keeper when you know his facebook login and password!
  13. Eww!!! Beer does NOT taste good on Cocoa Puffs! ..I`m switching back to my Fruit Loops! ;)
  14. ATMs should have built in breathalyzers. I would save so much money.




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