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1. I may look like I`m doing nothing, but in my head I`m quite busy.
   
2. I`m still kinda pissed that they never did tell us how to get to sesame street
   
3. You and I are just different. And by different I mean you`re stupid.
   
4. Standing up: Wow, I`m actually kind of skinny. Sitting down: Okay, maybe not..
   
5. THESE NACHOS ARE THE BOMB! …..and that’s how I got my nachos taken away at the airport.
   
6. United Airlines.... Board as Doctor, leave as patient.
   
7. Down on yourself for being lazy? Keep in mind the Greeks believed their GODS lived atop a very hikeable mountain and no one went to check.
   
8. I`ll never fly Virgin Airlines. Why would anyone want to fly an airline that doesn`t go all the way.
   
9. Is there a phobia for leaving the house when your phone isn`t fully charged? There should be.
   
10. I liked your facebook update, only so I can unlike it.
    
11. Some moments you remember all your life. Reading this, unfortunately, is not one of those moments.
    
12. Parenting gets a lot harder when you can no longer say "I`m calling Santa!"
    
13. I`ve been sober 136 days. Not in a row, but still...
    
14. There’s no such thing as being ready for vacation to be over.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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