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1. Ok but how old is your child in minutes?
   
2. i am not so think, as you drunk i am
   
3. I once got a ride home from the pizza guy by ordering 1 pizza to be delivered to the bar and 1 to my house. Pretty sure i deserve an award.
   
4. "I don`t know why people dislike jury duty. I think being able to play god with others` lives sounds fun!" - How I got out of jury duty
   
5. Tonight, I`m bringing Sexy back! I just hope I don`t need a receipt...
   
6. Girls are like roads, the more curves, the more dangerous they are.
   
7. If you really loved your kids, you would teach them to say their alphabet forwards AND backwards. They`ll thank you later.
   
8. I don`t quite get women who have like 15 bridesmaids. I don`t even like 15 people altogether in my life.
   
9. My bucket list: 4 drumsticks, 2 thighs, 2 mashed potatoes with gravy, and 2 biscuits. Extra crispy.
   
10. Meanwhile one million men got to enjoy a quiet afternoon at home without anyone nagging them.
    
11. When I was young I was scared of the dark. Now when I see my electricity bill I am scared of the lights.
    
12. Current relationship status: Leaving pizza and beer in the bushes, to lure in stalkers.
    
13. There are sick days, paid holidays, and vacation days. What about "Don`t have any gas to make it to work days"
    
14. I pulled my wife`s panties to the side.......then put the rest of her socks in the drawer.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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