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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. I don’t have an attitude problem… You have a problem with my attitude… That’s your problem, not mine.
  2. I joined weight watchers last month, so far I lost 38 dollars...
  3. Cop: do you know why I pulled you over? Me: pfft. I could think of like fifty reasons, I’m not falling for that.
  4. I`d be amazing at life if I was only asked to sit and play on the computer all day.
  5. The good thing about being 6' 6? is that if I develop a bald patch, no one will see it..Unless you’re using Google Earth.
  6. At least thirty percent of my workout is spent picking a different song.
  7. If someone posts a picture of their kid on Facebook making a stupid face, I like to comment with, "Oh, NOW I see the resemblance!"
  8. One of my female friend is reading a book called "Learn to drive in a week" for the last 3 years.
  9. My therapist says I am too preoccupied by vengeance.... We`ll see about that.
  10. I was admiring my six pack in the mirror for two hours,then it got cold and I put it in the fridge
  11. Digging through a box in the closet and I found a picture of me sitting on Santa`s lap. Hard to believe that was almost 2 years ago.
  12. Don`t ask me for childcare advice unless you want nuggets of wisdom like "always punch holes in the box so they can breathe."
  13. Santa gets all the credit and I get all the debt.
  14. The sad part about seeing any shopper at Walmart with a blue tooth, is that normally it is that shopper`s only tooth.




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