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1. My neck, My back, My Netflix and my snacks...
   
2. I`m now fit to make my regular annual resolution. The accomplishment is the problem
   
3. It takes a brave man to admit when his wife is wrong .
   
4. When I was your age, we had to walk 10 miles in the snow to get drunk and have s€x.
   
5. Every time I walk into a singles bar, I can hear Mom`s wise words: "Don`t pick that up!! You don`t know where it`s been!!"
   
6. Just got a Cheerio stuck between my toes walking through the kitchen. Clearly my dog isn`t doing his part of the chores around here
   
7. I noticed you`re not yourself today. I really like it.
   
8. Don’t get your panties in a bunch. The nicer ones are sold individually.
   
9. I saw a spider in my bathtub. So I took a tissue and very, very carefully, burned the house down.
   
10. People are like slinkeys; they don’t really serve a purpose, but you can’t help but laugh when one of them falls down the stairs.
    
11. We can put laser-equipped robots on Mars, but wrinkled dollar bills still don’t work in vending machines?
    
12. When the machines rise up against the humans, just pray to your God that you`re nowhere near a dildo factory.
    
13. Every time my daughter drinks juice she says "cheers" so.... no, not looking forward to parent teacher conferences.
    
14. "LSD causes users to lose weight" Obviously. You can`t eat when a dragon is guarding the fridge.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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