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1. You wouldn`t believe all the cool stuff I find when I`m under my bed playing.
   
2. A bee will knowingly risk its own life just to cause you a little pain. I can totally relate to that feeling.
   
3. Just saw a cop pull over a U-Haul truck. I think he is trying to bust a move.
   
4. I don`t want to be bothered with stupid $h!t today. What is stupid $h!t? Anything I don`t want to be bothered with.
   
5. Here Friday Friday...come on...hurry up! Oh no you don`t! You come when I call you damn it! Get your a$$ over here. ... good boy!
   
6. Please don’t mistake my personality for flirting. Just because I’m awesome doesn’t mean I like you.
   
7. My kids are the reason I wake up every morning. Really freaking early. Every...Single...Morning...
   
8. If wookies have a 400 year life span, then Han Solo is basically like Chewbacca`s third dog.
   
9. Why do I get the feeling that a lot of adults nowadays who ask kids "What do you want to be when you grow up?" are just trying to come up with some ideas?
   
10. Finally in bed. No better time to start thinking about every possible thing that has or ever could happen.
    
11. Facebook: The only place where you get excited when strangers follow you.
    
12. It’s like I was put on this earth so unstable people have somebody to date.
    
13. On a scale from 0 to insane I`m batman
    
14. Research is what I`m doing when I don`t know what I`m doing.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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