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1. That urge you get to write, "No one cares" on someone`s status.
   
2. "They Dared Me To" should be a legitimate excuse in a Court of Law.
   
3. My wife and I toss a coin to settle arguments; heads she wins, tails I apologise.
   
4. We should really thank our Dads for bringing us into this world since our Moms were probably tired and not in the mood.
   
5. I’ll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly.
   
6. My internet is so slow, it`s just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them in person.
   
7. Despite the high cost of living, it still remains popular.
   
8. The phrase "Don`t take this the wrong way." has a zero percent success rate.
   
9. It turns out if you cry at the DMV they`ll let you take a second photo
   
10. With my background and genetics, you guys should be happy I am half as normal as I am.
    
11. Ahhh, the 4th of July. The day where trips to hospital start with the words "Hold my beer and watch this!"
    
12. How strange, some guy just waved half of a peace sign at me...
    
13. The bouncer from my local nightclub calls me Macauley Culkin because I always go home alone.
    
14. Never underestimate the power of cleavage.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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