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1. The only difference between the 13yr old me and the 28yr old me is that my kool-aid now contains vodka.
   
2. Apparently, starting an impromptu game of leap frog with somebody bending over to tie their shoe is considered rude. Church is boring.
   
3. Doctor says I`m morbidly a beast. Thanks doc.
   
4. I love it when I Google something I should know the answer to and find out 308 people are just as dumb as I am.
   
5. Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me, it means a lot.
   
6. If you are stalking me, please keep up, I have a lot of errands today.
   
7. She looks like the kind of girl that brings a suitcase on the first date.
   
8. Hey, how long are you supposed to chase someone after they steal your wallet? Cause I`m getting tired of running and he`s catching up to me.
   
9. I didn`t mean to offend you, that was just a bonus.
   
10. Frankly auto correct,I`m getting tired of your shirt.
    
11. Roses are red and sometimes they`re thorny, when I think of you, I get really ...............
    
12. I just want to point out that I am an Amazon Prime member so it`s about time you guys started treating me with a little respect.
    
13. On one issue, at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women.
    
14. I`m not the kind of guy to distance himself from anything... Far from it.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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