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1. Chuck-E-Cheese, because it`s never too early to introduce your child to poor nutrition and gambling..
   
2. The ceiling fan DOES NOT make a good lettuce shredder....
   
3. Just printed out 50 copies of today’s weather forecast to carry around with me today because I’m just not in the mood for small talk.
   
4. If you can`t fix it with duct tape or beer ... it ain`t worth fixin`
   
5. How do people rap? I can’t even talk without messing it up.
   
6. This whole being a responsible adult thing sucks.
   
7. There are too many people who could ruin my life by posting a screenshot of a text conversation we’ve had.
   
8. Bad things happen to good people, so I`m pretty sure we`re all safe
   
9. I don`t wanna be told what to do unless I`m naked
   
10. Who needs Halloween decorations when I can just put up my selfies?
    
11. Do you think we like to sing in the shower because we all love a good soap opera?
    
12. The same people that made fun of me for my calculator watch in high school are now wearing Apple watches.
    
13. We`re like hot chocolate and marshmallows. You`re hot, and I wanna be on top of you.
    
14. I don`t get in trouble, I just get into questionable situations.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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