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Saturday January 11, 2025


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  1. Anyone who says "Let`s all put our phones down and talk with each other," is just running out of battery and needs a charge.
  2. I`ve eaten enough chinese food in my day that my fortune cookies have started to contradict one another
  3. So if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the “Jags” and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the “Bucs,” what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
  4. Don`t invite me anywhere last minute. I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.
  5. When you consider names for your baby, it`s important to try out the middle name in an angry voice.
  6. It would serve me better if they put shopping carts in the middle of the store where my pride realizes I have too much stuff to carry.
  7. I will have you know I have FRIENDS! All 10 seasons.
  8. I`m a multi-taking procrastinator. I can put off all kinds of things all at once.
  9. Juicing changed my life. I went from being overweight, to being overweight and owning a juicer.
  10. It`s amazing how much us guys complain about women and then fully trust them with our pen!ses in their mouth.
  11. Four words that I never want to hear: There is no food.
  12. Sometimes I can`t figure out if I`m in pre-school... high school.. oh wait, I`m at work.
  13. So the Boy Scouts are going to let girls join. Teenage boys and girls camping in the woods together. What could possibly go wrong?
  14. Have you ever loved someone so much, you wanted to keep them hidden from the world and all to yourself? Well, apparently its called kidnapping




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