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1. Of course I talk to myself. I need to have an intelligent conversation every now and then.
   
2. Please either stop being so attractive or make out with me, it`s your choice.
   
3. 2 words, 1 finger.
   
4. When I say "It’s a long story" It usually means I just don’t want to tell you it.
   
5. Why do they ask you "Please press 1 for English, then put you with someone who`s accent is so thick you can`t understand them?
   
6. Another day, another chance to make someone say, "Oh, now that`s just WRONG"...
   
7. Nice try "Private Caller", but I wont`t answer even if I know you.
   
8. Why is the guy who serves you at the restaurant called a waiter, when it is you that is waiting?
   
9. "My place is a mess" - Every girl, ever.... "Well in that case, I`m not coming in" - No guy, ever
   
10. If you want to see exactly how angry a person can get, tell them to "calm down" when they`re already pissed off.
    
11. What idiot decided it should be my foot`s asleep instead of coma toes?
    
12. 7 billion people on this planet and I can`t find one who doesn`t annoy the f*ck out of me.
    
13. Didn`t have to do much to end my last relationship...she first told me that "opposites attract"...then a couple of days later she told me i was handsome, kind, smart, funny and loving...
    
14. If I didn’t drink, how would my friends know I loved them at 2AM?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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