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Saturday January 11, 2025


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  1. The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider doing it.
  2. Happy new years, my friends. Thanks for supporting the site, Ralf.
  3. The most common crossfit injury is a black eye from talking about it too much.
  4. If I had a time machine, I would just keep going back to bed.
  5. Last night we were in bed and I asked my wife "What would you like to do to my body more than anything else?" She said "Identify it."
  6. I accidentally shoveled the sidewalk all the way to the bar again.
  7. It`s amazing how many people are diagnosed with a disease as soon as there`s a pill available for it.
  8. When a man says he`ll do anything for a woman, he means slaying dragons, killing zombies and rescuing her from castle towers. IT DOES NOT MEAN cleaning garage, fixing roof and cleaning out the basement!
  9. Have you ever said something and immediately thought “I didn’t know I knew that."
  10. Well the Christmas tree is out of the house, and back on the rear view mirror.
  11. I asked him about his weekend, but apparently what happens in vagueness, stays in vagueness.
  12. It`s funny how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side, my roommate sleeps on his back. My ex sleeps with everybody. That sort of thing.
  13. I don’t care what women say, size matters in bed. The bigger the bed the more room you have to move around.
  14. I don`t get in trouble, I just get into questionable situations.




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