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Saturday January 11, 2025


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  1. i joined new gym yesterday. i did 3 sets of selfies on each machine
  2. Grocery stores could save me a lot of time and effort by adding an “All the stuff you can microwave” aisle.
  3. Anything is possible when you have no clue what you`re talking about
  4. Netflix should double as a dating site and be like "here are 9 other singles in your area that watched LOST for the past 11 hours."
  5. Video games are cool because they let you experience fantastical power-fantasies. for example in The SIMS you have a job and a house.
  6. I gave my dog a middle name today, so he knows when he`s really in trouble.
  7. Salary is like a menstrual cycle, it comes once a month and is gone in five days...
  8. The phrase "Go see your Ford dealer" means something completely different in Canada than the United States.
  9. Why do we feel safe under blankets? It`s not like a murderer will come in thinking "I`m gonna ki..- ahh damn! He`s under a blanket
  10. I say ” I shouldn’t be telling you this,” at the beginning of every conversation so people will listen to what I’m saying.
  11. How do we not have lightsabers yet? Its like scientists aren´t even trying.
  12. When I was a kid, I thought quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it really is.
  13. You don`t know true competition until you`re one of the last two people in musical chairs.
  14. Went to Walmart yesterday and bought me a new toilet brush, I think I am gonna go back to using paper, it is much more gentle on the netherlands........




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