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My kids think I`m uncool like I thought my parents where. Time to get even! ;)
feels like getting some work done ... so I am sitting down until the feeling passes.
I handle stress the way cats bathe in water.
The awkward moment when you’re that one friend who always gives relationship advice but is still single.
Let`s lay in bed all day & trade sexual favors for trips to the fridge
Is it wrong to swallow my multi-vitamin with a beer?
Arguing politics is like trying to convince someone that their baby isn`t cute.
If you need me I`ll always be stuck behind the person who doesn`t know how to use the CVS self-checkout aisle.
Today I am thankful that I don`t post what I am thankful for on Facebook, every day in November. Or ever.
If you ever feel unattractive, just remember that you look like your ancestors, and Hey, All of them got laid.
I finally did it. I gave my cat a bath today. It really wasn`t that bad. She enjoyed it. I enjoyed it. Other than the fur sticking to the roof of my mouth, it went well.
If there’s one thing that having kids will teach you, it’s home repair.
The secret to dancing is pretending you have a wedgie and you’re trying to get it unstuck without using you’re hands.