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1. As you Mature... you learn that you cannot make someone love you.. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in..
   
2. Studies show that 5 out of 6 people enjoy Russian roulette.
   
3. Told my kids next time I take their electronics away I`d also be responding to all texts they receive. They`ve been well behaved since.
   
4. Someone once said that I should always treat other people how I would like to be treated. Now I`m facing sexual harassment charges.
   
5. If I ran the country, things would be a lot better ... Well, for me anyway.
   
6. Awkward moment when you don’t know if you were offered gum out of generosity or if your breath stinks.
   
7. Flip flops are fun because every time you take a step it`s like a high-five for your feet.
   
8. Families should be able to trade people, just like professional sports teams.
   
9. Just got legitimately excited when I remembered I can pay a person to drive a pizza to my house
   
10. I Got so Drunk Last Night ,.I Walked Across the Dance Floor to Get Another Drink, and I Won the DANCE COMPETITION...!!
    
11. Apparently it`s ok to leash your dog to a bike rack, but it`s illegal to leash your kid to one. Parenting is hard...
    
12. So who the heck ever buys the middle grade of gasoline?
    
13. Apparently, playing dead only works on bears not ex boyfriends.
    
14. Sorry I mixed 50,000 instant pudding packets into your above ground pool
    
    
    
    
    
    

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