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You just don`t see enough people being taken away in straight jackets anymore.
When I go into a bar I shout out "YOU CHEATING WHORE!!!!" Whoever turns around is who I`m buying drinks for.
My boss just asked me why I wasn`t working.. ..i told em cuz I didn`t see him coming
60% of women fake orgasm.. 100% of men don`t give a sh*t about it..
You would never know I had a college degree if you saw how many times I tried to push when it says pull.
When my kids grow up, I`m going to their house to break their stuff, eat all their food, make a huge mess, say I`m bored & then just leave!
No way the guy from Operation is insured for any of those ridiculous medical procedures.
If at first you don’t succeed, look in the trash for the instructions.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sandwiches are tasty, rhyming is hard
I`m surprised kids haven`t found a way to trick or treat online yet
when god was giving out brains....you must have miss heard for trains..and missed your bugger
Every time I`m around my mother in law, I wonder who is running hell in her absence.
Ladies...when I say bless you after a sneeze, just say Thank you, instead of wondering where in the bushes that just came from.