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1. I once tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck up my nose.
   
2. I love the way everyone who uses hand sanitizer looks like they`re hatching some kind of evil plan.
   
3. Forget the hero part, I just like the fact that Batman punches clowns.
   
4. FACT: Candy corn is made out of melted down traffic cones.
   
5. When all else fails… Pizza & Beer.
   
6. I can`t believe I was late for work tomorrow..
   
7. I followed my heart...Now I`m at the liquor store.
   
8. Why non-smokers don`t take bubble blowing breaks is beyond me
   
9. You`re an intellectual who doesn`t read books? I completely understand because I`m an athlete that rarely moves.
   
10. Chinese scientists have discovered the rare rock n roll panda it will only eat A wop bop a loo lop a wop Bamboo
    
11. People keep mistaking my "wow"s for compliments.
    
12. Whenever you`re feeling down and in the dumps, just remember...the rest of us have been feeling that way about you too!
    
13. All through school I assumed they saved the number 1 pencils for the smart kids
    
14. Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don`t have to.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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