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1. Redneck word of the day: Twerk "Imma have one more beer then imma get back twerk!"
   
2. According to my neighbor’s journal, I have boundary issues.
   
3. I`m a bitch ... What`s your excuse?
   
4. The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
   
5. I almost got raped in jail last night. My family takes Monopoly very seriously.
   
6. Lol at birds that walk places.
   
7. I want to be rich enough to realize that I can’t buy happiness.
   
8. Admit it, you have that one voice that you only use on animals and babies.
   
9. Apparently “cheesecake & tacos” wasn’t the answer the interviewer was looking for when he asked me what my weaknesses are.
   
10. why would anyone want a baby? It`s just another thing you have to clean
    
11. If you don’t already hate people, the mall is a great place to start.
    
12. Why Couldn`t Snoop Dogg & Dr.Dre Get On The Bus ... Because They Forgot 50 Cent
    
13. I bought the world`s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it`s terrible.
    
14. Dear Ninja Turtles, Why are you wearing masks? There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one`s gonna mistake a different turtle for you.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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