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1. People who can finish a shampoo bottle at the same time as their conditioner are truly ninja`s.
   
2. I just realized that if we drink enough wine, the adult`s table will become the kid`s table.
   
3. Is it wrong to tell a knock knock joke to a homeless person ?
   
4. If you take bites out of string cheese rather than rip strings off , you don`t f*cking deserve string cheese.
   
5. My therapist said that I needed to find healthier ways of expressing my anger. So I decided to jog home after setting fire to my ex`s car.
   
6. I don`t have ADD. It`s just that everything is more interesting than what I have to get done.
   
7. Will you go with me to my therapist tomorrow? He thinks I`m making you up.
   
8. Don’t be upset that you’re single; be happy that someone isn’t ruining your life.
   
9. They say you are what you eat, though... I don`t recall eating a sexy beast today
   
10. Government Shutdown: Day Three Jellystone Park still closed. Still no pic-a-nic baskets. Yogi stares at Boo-Boo... Boo-Boo looks tasty.
    
11. If ANY of my posts have made even one person’s day better, then there’s something seriously wrong with that person
    
12. That sound the Ketch-up make when you squeeze out the last drop, NEVER fails in making people laugh
    
13. Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is that you’re ignorant and make bad decisions.
    
14. Good friends do not let you do stupid things….. alone :)
    
    
    
    
    
    

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