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1. Honestly, I have no idea what the f*ck I`ll do with 5 hours of energy.
   
2. When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.
   
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4. Sometimes, I like to stalk random strangers vacation pic`s, and tag myself as one of the people in the background just for laughs.
   
5. I don`t know why beer companies bother with an expiration date. It`s never going to make it anywhere near that.
   
6. Everyone can stop painting. We all have cameras that can take perfect pictures of everything.
   
7. I had cheese, but no crackers ... I was cracka-lackin
   
8. This is my first lame status of the year. Enjoy!
   
9. I`m starting to think that the Facebook status update I liked has had absolutely no influence on Government policy at all ...
   
10. All my life I thought air was free… and then I bought a bag of chips. ^^
    
11. If your dog is fat, you’re not getting enough exercise.
    
12. I`ve been baptized five times this week in five different churches. I wish the landlord would hurry up and fix my shower.
    
13. I ate 4 cans of alphabet soup, and just took probably the biggest vowel movement ever
    
14. I`m so fresh they call me "ferbreeze"
    
    
    
    
    
    

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