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Saturday January 11, 2025


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  1. I would like to think that I`ll die heroic death saving someone`s life but it`s more likely I`ll trip over my shoelaces and choke on a spoonful of Nutella.
  2. Edward Cullen is extremely pale due to the lack of light in the closet.
  3. When your wife or girlfriend asks,"Do I look fat?" the ONLY correct response is, "Do I look stupid?
  4. Damn girl, are you a Snickers bar, because you`re so sweet and satisfying and surprisingly hard and ... hold on, are those nuts?
  5. Music that is meant to be played at a reasonable volume is completely pointless.
  6. If by “clubbing” you mean eating club sandwiches then yeah I’m pretty into the club scene.
  7. Still hoping that one day I get to ride a kayak while it’s strapped to the top of someone’s car.
  8. Who decided to call the man purse a satchel and not a douchebag?
  9. My dentist said that bacon and soda works the same as toothpaste. Friends have said she meant baking soda....but I disagree. :)
  10. Meanwhile one million men got to enjoy a quiet afternoon at home without anyone nagging them.
  11. Having a dirty mind makes simple conversation much more exciting!
  12. I find the best way to get rid of headaches is to send them either to their rooms or outside to play.
  13. "No! Don`t leave me! I need you! Nooooo!" I say as my laptop cords slowly slides off my bed onto the floor.
  14. I`ve always wondered is jellyfish are sad because there are no peanut butter fish.




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