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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. When someone is in a bad mood, I like to help matters by pointing out several times that they seem to be in a bad mood.
  2. I miss being able to use the excuse "I wasn`t home when you called."
  3. Attn Single people: If marriage was so great, there would be 6 people on the internet right now.
  4. If she can cook like her mother and drink like her father, she`s a keeper.
  5. Iron Man is a superhero. Iron woman is a command.
  6. You have your whole life to be an a$$hole...are you trying to use it all up in one day?
  7. Bumper stickers are helpful for recognizing members of society you do not want to associate with.
  8. I am finally old enough to realize my father was right, but now my kids think I am wrong.
  9. I hate it when TV shows say they contain “adult situations” but then don’t show anyone going to work, paying their bills or cleaning up their kid’s vomit.
  10. 24 hours in a day.. 24 beers in a case.. coincidence?
  11. I like to stand 20 ft in front of the Walmart greeter and greet people before he gets a chance.
  12. You would think with all the ice water laying all over the world, it would be a lot cooler...
  13. Miley Cyrus is not unique. I have been having full body spasms and licking random objects for decades.
  14. "..all the king`s horses & all the king`s men couldn`t get Humpty together again" ... What guy thought horses might figure it out?




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