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1. I put the pro in inappropriate.
   
2. Today is one of those “yeah, I’m not getting anything done” kind of days.
   
3. You might be addicted to Facebook if you read my post`s every day...
   
4. If you surround yourself with people funny enough to make you laugh till your abs hurt, you’ll never have to work out!
   
5. I`m really good at making poor decisions. You`re my favorite so far.
   
6. Some people should be ticketed for wearing spandex
   
7. Couples Halloween costumes always end up looking like one person went along with it to save the relationship.
   
8. I honestly have a fear that one day I`ll leave my house and not be wearing any pants!
   
9. Next time a conspiracy theorist says, "That`s what they want you to think," say, "No, but that`s what they wanted you to tell me."
   
10. If you loose a tooth as an adult, the tooth fairy gives you a trailer.
    
11. I just took the "What Kind of Asshole are You?" quiz and got "The kind that posts my results on Facebook".
    
12. The fastest way to find out if your wife is just pretending to be asleep to avoid sex is to pick up her phone and start scrolling.
    
13. Seriously, it’s almost 2014, can we please get some waterproof phones? I would like to text in the shower.
    
14. Snails would be terrifying if they moved quickly.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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