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I wear a cape when I`m driving so if I get pulled over the cop will think I`m going somewhere to fight crime.
I am currently unsupervised ... I know, it freaks me out too. But the possibilities are endless!
A rainy Friday is still better than a sunny Monday.
Every time you get dressed remember that, if you die, that`s your ghost outfit forever.
"My name is Robert and I support apples." -- Bob for apples
You know what else looks like a ring and has lots of power over people? Donuts.
Things people say after watching a movie: 5% - I can’t wait for the sequel. 5% - That was a great movie. 5% - That was a complete waste of money. 85% - I gotta pee!!
A new heavy metal Christian Rock band will soon be releasing their debut album. They`re called Nuns `n` Moses.
It´s Friday!! yea! Oh sorry, I was just practicing.
If I had a nickel for everytime I said, "If I had a nickel", I`d be rich.
No one has ever been in an empty room.
Worst part about getting a phone call is the 12 seconds you can`t use your phone as you wait for it to stop ringing.
DOCTORS WRITING: "?? ?? ??." HOW I SEE IT: "?????." HOW THE PHARMACIST SEES IT: "Aspirin."