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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. People who are about to tell you something then say "never mind" are the reason why I sometimes admire serial killers
  2. Decided to make a life altering decision today.... When I think of it I`ll let you know
  3. I`ll be thankful when this thankful month is over.
  4. What`s the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller" ?
  5. You know what`s more miraculous than a video with a million view but no dislikes on YouTube? The detention sheet empty for my class.
  6. I’ve made some pretty bad choices in life but I have to admit, having orange juice with Oreos was the worst.
  7. If anyone has ever told you that you snore, just know that person has very carefully weighed the pros and cons of letting you live.
  8. It`s just adorable how the Liquor Store cashier always wishes me a good week as if I won`t be back tomorrow.
  9. You should be required to read a book for every 10 selfies you take.
  10. I`d imagine the only thing worse then getting your period is not getting your period.
  11. If we sneezed Windex instead of spit I bet my neighbors would be cool with me standing at their window.
  12. Remember before we met? I miss those days.
  13. College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.
  14. My boss yelled at me yesterday "It`s the fifth time you`ve been late to work this week! Do you know what that means?!" I said, "Probably that it`s Friday?"…




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