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Saturday January 11, 2025


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  1. God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and ten million dollars.
  2. If I hit snooze 3 times it should automatically send an email to my boss saying I’ll be out sick.
  3. I don`t know how many girls it takes to change a light bulb, but I guarantee we`d post pictures of us doing it on Facebook.
  4. can say whatever the hell I want as my Facebook Status, and nobody will be offended as long as I smile at the end. Example: I hate everybody today :) - LOL
  5. Keychains were invented so that you can lose all of your keys at once.
  6. Last night I went out drinking with some high school friends. About 2 hours into it they were like..."dude, shouldn`t you be hanging out with people your own age?"
  7. It doesn`t matter if the shoe fits or not, I`m still shoving it up your a$$.
  8. I relate to Game of Thrones because much like my own life, I have no idea what`s going on and there`s a lot of wine drinking.
  9. To whoever has my voodoo doll, scratch between my butt cheeks....I`m in public.
  10. The only thing worse than a cold toilet seat is a warm one.
  11. What do we want? An end to auto-correct errors! When do we want it? Cow! Sow! Bow! Tow! Duck this...
  12. I don`t know why they call it Everclear. I drink that stuff and everything is a blur.
  13. I was just watching Ladies Beach volleyball and there`s already been a wrist injury.. No worries, I should be okay in a couple of days..
  14. I just had Déjà vu...and you were an asshole both times.




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