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1. It’s a good thing not everyone has a smartphone. Someone has to honk when the light turns green.
   
2. I only change the kitty litter like once every two weeks but in my defense I don`t have a cat
   
3. The invention of the shovel must have been ground-breaking.
   
4. Offering someone food and secretly hoping they say no.
   
5. I’m drinking like there’s snow tomorrow.
   
6. Guys are excellent cooks. With two eggs, a sausage, & a little bit of milk...they can keep a girl`s stomach full for 9 months.
   
7. I do marathons ... on Netflix.
   
8. One great thing about life before the internet was if you met someone, you didn`t then have to know them the rest of your life.
   
9. FACT: 99.7% of guys named "Dan" are not actually "The Man".
   
10. If you people knew how expensive, time consuming and hard this stalking stuff is you wouldn`t freak out every time you see me in your bushes.....geesh
    
11. Here, take my hand. Now slap yourself with it.
    
12. Clearly skinny jeans are easier to obtain than skinny genes
    
13. I haven`t gotten laid in so long, you`d swear I`ve been wearing Crocs all this time.
    
14. For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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