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1. I have no time for games in my relationships. Unless by games you`re referring to naked twister. I`ve always got time for that sh!t.
   
2. Vodka and denial are cheaper than therapy.
   
3. It`s a good thing farting isn`t as contagious as yawning.
   
4. Better ingredients. Better pizza. Horrible acting. Papa Johns.
   
5. if you wake up at 3am and scream bloody mary three times in the mirror, your mom will tell you to shut up and go to bed
   
6. If you allow your pets to roam free in our neighborhood, I’m gonna put party hats on em. This is non-negotiable.
   
7. When you were little, “I’m going to tell your mom” was the scariest sentence ever.
   
8. Any fool can use a computer ... Many do
   
9. Don`t cry because it`s over, smile because for a few miles they believed you were the real bus driver.
   
10. Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I`d like to read a medication bottle and see "May cause extreme sexiness."
    
11. Every selfie you post should come stamped with a number like a limited edition print. "Attempt 7 of 25".
    
12. Sometimes I can`t figure out if I`m in pre-school... high school.. oh wait, I`m at work.
    
13. Ohio - High in the middle, and round at the ends.
    
14. Printing an expiration date on a bag of Cheetos is just a waste of ink.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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