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1. One quality I`m not looking for in a partner is the ability to maintain a virtual farm. #FarmVille
   
2. I just poured myself some iced tea. I could have sworn I heard one of the beers in my fridge whisper "What the F*ck!?"
   
3. When people tell me "you`re going to regret that in the morning" I sleep in until noon because I`m a problem solver
   
4. So after vacuuming with the new Dyson, I`m pleasantly surprised to learn that the carpet upstairs is actually hardwood.
   
5. The last time I got drunk I married Satan..I`m not doing either one again
   
6. You should see the sh!t I don`t post.
   
7. And yet another year goes by with People magazine failing to recognize my beauty.
   
8. I simply haven’t seen enough solid evidence that suggests not drinking is better than drinking.
   
9. When I see a cute couple making out I yell, ” I knew you’re seeing somebody else!” and run crying.
   
10. I just blew all my party money on bills again
    
11. Accidentally missed the freeway exit for home, now I`m heading north to start a new life.
    
12. Pretty busy today. Was only able to check my phone 1400 times.
    
13. Ringing in the “New Year” apparently is not a valid excuse for showing up to work 3 hours late… in October.
    
14. My body needs a refresh button.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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