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Tuesday December 24, 2024


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  1. Fighting is bad. Breaking up a fight between a douchebag and the bar owner is good. Thank God I`m a ninja.
  2. People like you are the reason why the middle finger was invented
  3. Life rarely hands me anything. Am I in the wrong line?
  4. Netflix should double as a dating site and be like "here are 9 other singles in your area that watched LOST for the past 11 hours."
  5. The baby spit up on my Xbox so I had to get rid of it ... I`m gonna miss that baby...
  6. Stress from children can take 10 yrs off your life Drinking alcohol from stress can take another 10 yrs Based on my math, I died 5 yrs ago
  7. When you msg me @ 9:30am w/ just "Morning," don`t be shocked when I wait till 12:00pm & respond w/ "Noon." Seriously, what did ya expect?
  8. I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept
  9. When people ask for my advice, I advise them not to take my advice. That really screws them up.
  10. I`m no expert, but I`m pretty sure a lot of economic problems could be solved by extending the McDonald`s breakfast menu back out to 11am.
  11. Well, today was a complete waste of clean clothes.
  12. You ever wonder why wearing no underwear is called “going commando”? It seems to me it wouldn’t be useful in a combat situation.
  13. Someone just asked me if I was `happily` married. Single people are adorable.
  14. When the nurse calls my name at the doctor`s office, I like to run through the waiting room like I got called on The Price is Right




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