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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. I wish "friends with benefits" meant your friends paid all of your bills.
  2. Is a roasted peanut like a regular peanut that was made fun of by celebrity peanuts?
  3. The secret to eternal life and happiness could be hidden in the Terms & Conditions and we would never know.
  4. Similarities between BRA and BAR 1. Both have similar letters 2. Both are drinking zones 3. When both opened men go crazy "prove me wrong"
  5. Men are trained from birth that happiness comes from either boobs or a bottle.
  6. Exaggerations went up a million percent last year.
  7. Nice try "Private Caller", but I wont`t answer even if I know you.
  8. So apparently there are two types of white towels in my house. Ones to dry off and ones to touch if you want your fingers broke.
  9. Honestly, Officer, I wouldn`t have pulled over had I known you were just going to criticize me
  10. When asked `What would you bring with you to a deserted island`, how come no one ever replies, `A boat.`?
  11. Arguing with people in the comments section is like crack for me. I don`t do it.
  12. This morning someone threw Skittles at me and said "Taste the Rainbow", I ran them over with my car and sang,"Nationwide is on your side"
  13. If you watched the story of my life backwards, you`d see an incredibly inspirational story about hair growth, weight loss, and vastly improved athletic ability.
  14. Volleyball is just a more intense game of "Don`t let the balloon touch the floor"




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