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1. So when a couple gets engaged on Facebook for April Fools it`s okay to comment "hahaha" but the rest of the year it`s rude??
   
2. Let`s run away together.. Lol jk, I don`t run anywhere.
   
3. I have a pretty big ass, so when I half ass something you`re still getting something impressive.
   
4. Don`t run with scissors -- unless you`re stealing scissors, of course. If so, run. Run like the wind scissor thief!
   
5. I hope Karma smacks some people before I do.
   
6. I was having breakfast at a friend`s house and she said "How do you take your coffee?" I said "Very seriously."
   
7. Flies only live for 24 hours.. Except for the ones that get in your room. Those bastards live forever.
   
8. Hey guys with your phone in a hip holster, is it because your purse is too full with tampons?
   
9. What does envelope 1 of 3 on my credit card bill mean?
   
10. thumbs up if you pee on the side of the toilet to make it quiet.
    
11. Facebook: The only place where you get excited when strangers follow you.
    
12. "Wow! That Lean Cuisine really filled me up!" ... said no one, ever.
    
13. Seriously, dude...Is there a name for what`s wrong with you?
    
14. "I can`t wait for New Years to be over!" -my liver
    
    
    
    
    
    

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