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Saturday January 11, 2025


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  1. I have no time for games in my relationships. Unless by games you`re referring to naked twister. I`ve always got time for that sh!t.
  2. First the Jerk cut me off in traffic, then stole my parking space, then his stupid car got paint all over my key!
  3. You can always tell the guys that masturbate a lot by looking at their hands. If you look close enough you can see their wedding ring.
  4. I love how when your watching a crime show and they have to tell you that "this is a reenactment" oh really? you mean you didn`t actually catch the murder on video?
  5. He was like, `We`re all slowly dying` So I was like, `WRONG` and I threw him in front of a moving bus.
  6. I`m pretty sure by now “lazy” is just part of my personality description.
  7. I was an atheist, until I realized I was a sex god.
  8. Been there, done that. Hypothetically
  9. I`m ready to regret having sex with you.
  10. Why did the mushroom go to the party because he was the fungi
  11. Guys, if you buy ANY woman clothing, & you don’t get her a size S with a gift receipt, you’re an a$$hole.
  12. This year’s box-office revenue is down 20 percent from last summer. I’m not sure why that is, but I`ll bet you there’s a documentary on Netflix about it.
  13. I just want to be rich enough to be referred to as eccentric instead of crazy.
  14. Procrastination: when "make a bucket list" is on your bucket list.




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