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1. It`s not so much blowing my diet as preventing the fudgesicles from developing freezer burn.
   
2. Do people who run know that we’re not food anymore.
   
3. My RSVP : I`ll be attending your wedding alone but consuming enough cake and alcohol for at least two.
   
4. Today I am thankful for dirty text messages, stripclubs, and Jack Daniels
   
5. There are over 10 different flavors of Ramen Noodles, yet they all taste like poverty and loneliness.
   
6. Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn’t change anything. It messes with your mind & steals your happiness.
   
7. Hey NFL, solution to your recent problem, start allowing players to hit each other on the field again
   
8. am updating my status just to let you know my status has no status
   
9. They say when you meet the right one you will know right away. But why does it take 3 years to know it’s the wrong one?
   
10. I might get a job cleaning mirrors,its a job I can see myself doing.
    
11. If owls are so smart, how come they don`t say "Whom"?
    
12. I`m not opposed to manscaping, but I don`t see the point of cutting the grass until somebody takes interest in the property.
    
13. The girl next door looks over at me, then her phone, then makes a disgusted look on her face. I think she`s just found my Facebook account
    
14. You`re pretty cocky for someone with such a small ... vocabulary.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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