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1. Taco Bell is donating burritos to feed firefighters in Colorado. Talk about putting gas on the fire,
   
2. If you cry loudly enough at a Walmart everyone will just assume you work there.
   
3. Girls don`t dress for boys, they dress for themselves... If girls dressed for boys, they`d just walk around naked all the time.
   
4. Its never polite to ask the guy at the next table "are you done with that?" Especially when he`s breaking up with his girlfriend.
   
5. If your house doesn`t have house numbers on it, you need to address that situation.
   
6. What is the difference between a Snow-man & a Snow-lady? Snowballs!
   
7. The weekend is just a bittersweet memory.... I won`t cry because it`s over, I`ll smile because for a few miles they believed I was the real bus driver.
   
8. I’M ENGAGED…..to be hungover tomorrow.
   
9. "2, 4, 6, 8!! Ride my face let`s fornicate!!!" And with that, HR banished me from all future employee picnics.
   
10. Today is that day where anything you read online could be totally made up. Oh, wait, that`s every day.
    
11. How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box for me to start a campfire?
    
12. I think my “check engine” light has finally burned out. So that’s good.
    
13. The phrase “Ignore it and it will go away.” does NOT apply to being chased by a dozen cop cars.....trust me on this one.
    
14. "That girl is totally checking you out" said vodka. -Bfanch
    
    
    
    
    
    

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