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1. School is like an erection. It`s long and hard unless you`re Asian.
   
2. I am creating the first ever "flavored windows". They should make some of you very happy.
   
3. I’ll call it a “smart phone” the day I yell, “Where’s my phone?!” and it answers, “I’m here! Under your covers!”
   
4. Never , under any circumstances , take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. O_o
   
5. WEB MD should have a simple answer like “Calm down-you probably just ate too many cookies!”
   
6. I love water. Especially when it`s frozen and surrounded by vodka.
   
7. You know you`re old when all of the bands you listened to growing up have several greatest hits albums.
   
8. is not impatient. I just patient really fast.
   
9. Don`t apologize because you haven`t posted in a while. No one cared.
   
10. My iPhone has 2 million times the storage of the 1969 Apollo 11 spacecraft computer. They went to the moon. I text a lot.
    
11. If ANY of my posts have made even one person’s day better, then there’s something seriously wrong with that person
    
12. If I could have a superpower, it would be the ability to watch people workout and then absorb their health benefits...
    
13. It`s funny how as you get older you relate more to the villains in Disney than the Princesses.
    
14. Forget Klondike, you should see what I`d do for an open bar.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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