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1. I put the pro in inappropriate.
   
2. Do you want to know Victoria`s Secret? Their lingerie doesn`t look the same on your girlfriend as it does on their models..
   
3. If Monday had a face... I`d punch it.
   
4. I love long walks on the beach under the moonlight, poetry, candlelight dinners, and having my a$$ spanked with a fuzzy slipper.
   
5. Babe, you look Hot! Is your air conditioner broken?
   
6. I`m late on the give thanks every day in November thing... so let me catch up. Days 1-22. I`m thankful for boobs
   
7. I’m not going bald. I’m getting more head.
   
8. Ok everybody. Please look in your bedroom closet. I got my stalking notes mixed up and don`t know where I am.
   
9. Agreeing to disagree is lame. Let’s agree to take turns slapping each other until one of us admits we were wrong.
   
10. My wife is a sex object. Every time I want to have sex, she’ll object.
    
11. Can anybody PLEASE tell me where you buy Common Sense?? I know several people that need some!!!
    
12. I wish they all could be Jerry Springer girls.
    
13. I can`t believe people used to have to paint selfies.
    
14. I recently added squats to my workouts by moving the beer into the bottom shelf of the fridge.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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