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1. I run entirely on caffeine and inappropriate thoughts.
   
2. Some relationships are like fat people, they don`t Workout!!
   
3. You can test my patience all you want, but I’m never going to pass.
   
4. Dear liver…. Here is an advance sorry for tonight… sincerely Jimmy…
   
5. My new workout video is 20 minutes of me vacuuming over the same piece of string instead of picking it up.
   
6. Stages of beard length: 1.) sexy stubble 2.) sea captain beard 3.) prisoner of war beard 4.) homeless person beard 5.) wizard beard
   
7. Dating should be like buying a car. You should get to talk to the previous owners... SHOW ME THE MANFAX!!
   
8. Just saw a commercial for weight gainer pills. Have the people with this "problem" not heard of pizza and alcohol?
   
9. Made some terrible life choices the last few years. Just kidding. I`m married and not allowed to make decisions.
   
10. If I knew how to backflip, I`d never walk anywhere.
    
11. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
    
12. What if your soulmate is over there on Twitter while you`re here on Facebook?
    
13. Those 5 donuts I ate are really going to give me an extra boost during my workout today.
    
14. The problem with some people is that they’re alive.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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