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Sunday January 12, 2025


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  1. Stop bitchin about the frigid winter snow. There are kids in Africa who don`t even HAVE weather!
  2. Saw a girl with three lip piercings, took everything in my power not to attach a shower curtain
  3. Whenever I see a hot girl on the streets I`m like HOLY CRAP I`M OUTSIDE.
  4. It would take a pretty stupid robot to replace me.
  5. If puppies could talk I would never even want to try and make human friends ever again.
  6. In paintball, you should be allowed to use a paintbrush as a knife.
  7. My hobbies include trying to close the elevator door before someone else gets on.
  8. I didn`t sleep well last night so this morning I made my coffee with Red Bull instead of water. Half way to work I realized I forgot my car.
  9. I`d rather run a marathon than listen to someone talk about running a marathon.
  10. eHarmony should be more like Amazon “customers who slept with Tina172 also slept with LuvinLife_83, TaintMisbehavin, and Cat_Lover03?.
  11. I don’t care how loud I’m laughing, I’m having fun and you’re not.
  12. I’m always in a rush to get home so I can do absolutely nothing.
  13. When you`re a kid, dick jokes are considered adult content, but when you`re an adult, they`re considered immature.
  14. I don`t hate you, but I hope you fall in love and get married.




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