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Sunday January 12, 2025


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  1. I hate situations where I have to acknowledge the people I had been successfully ignoring.
  2. Fun things to do in Walmart: Take the ``try me`` stickers off of the toys & place them on condom boxes.
  3. I`ll do a lot of things for money, but I draw the line at working...
  4. I don`t want to be bothered with stupid $h!t today. What is stupid $h!t? Anything I don`t want to be bothered with.
  5. Why put off `til tomorrow what you can premeditate today.
  6. Was shopping when a small child riding shotgun in a shopping cart yelling "why you ain`t got no babies?"I bet my father in law paid her
  7. I was in the gym earlier and decided to jump on the treadmill. People were giving me weird looks, so I started jogging instead.
  8. I simply haven’t seen enough solid evidence that suggests not drinking is better than drinking.
  9. I`m proud to announce that I`m still the undefeated champion at racing with drivers who don`t know we`re racing.
  10. Yes, I talk to myself...Yes, I answer myself and Yes, I argue with myself....and the makeup sex is awesome.
  11. It’s amazing how everyone cries for free speech until someone says something that they don’t like.
  12. Whenever I select next-day delivery for an online purchase, I imagine someone, somewhere, yells "CODE RED, CODE RED" really loud then people scurry like mad.
  13. I like how the package for cotton swabs says don`t put them in your ears and everyone in the world is thinking: "WTF else would I do with them?!"
  14. My sleep number is 24. That`s a case of beer and I sleep like a baby.




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