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1. The women at this gym act like nobody’s ever tried taking their measurements before.
   
2. Let`s run away together.. Lol jk, I don`t run anywhere.
   
3. If I ignored you any harder, we`d be married.
   
4. If your girlfriend claims to never look at your Facebook profile, change your status to "single" and wait 5 minutes.
   
5. I wish I could just “like” a text so I don’t have to respond.
   
6. I’m sorry I slapped you. It’s just you seemed like you weren’t going to stop talking and I panicked.
   
7. This "doing nothing" is hard work, how am I supposed to know when I`m done?
   
8. It’s hard to tell if I’m dealing really well with life these days or if I just don’t give a sh!t.
   
9. Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
   
10. People be like… I will love you unconditionally on one condition.
    
11. I saw my ex girlfriend broken down with two flat tires this morning which made me late for work... Nine times I drove past before she noticed me laughing at her.
    
12. Whoever invented grass must be a billionaire that stuff is everywhere
    
13. My new voicemail: “If you have reached this recording, please hang up and text me.”
    
14. I really like this new reality show "Neighbor Without Drapes"
    
    
    
    
    
    

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