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1. I thought Row vs. Wade was Washington`s decision when he reached the Delaware.
   
2. I like to drink while I clean and that`s how I found out what Febreze tastes like.
   
3. No body on there deathbed said I wish I had spent more time at work
   
4. I`m an optimist. I didn`t lose a sock in the dryer. I found an extra one!
   
5. It`s funny to watch all these people Bumping Up their own posts.
   
6. Junk food would be a lot easier to avoid if it actually tasted like junk.
   
7. You call them “cuss words.” I choose to call them “sentence enhancers.”
   
8. "I`m glad the weekends over" -Nobody ever
   
9. I ruined my health by drinking to everyone else’s.
   
10. Im at my classiest when my neighbor catches me begging my dog to sh!t faster because it`s cold.
    
11. I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.
    
12. You know why it`s called almond milk? Cuz you can`t say nut juice with a straight face
    
13. My favorite mythical creature is the happy b*tch in tampon commercials.
    
14. I am really glad the shutdown is over. I`ll tell you something, it was very lonely being the only nonessential employee who was working.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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