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1. First fart at my new job.
   
2. I can`t wait to get one of those self-driving cars to watch my wife argue with it.
   
3. The good thing about being tall is, you can`t get lost in a crowd. The bad thing is, you can`t get lost in a crowd.
   
4. I decided to tell the kids that Santa is made up but nighttime home invasions are very real.
   
5. If I lean to the left. I am not trying to whisper in your ear. I`m married. I`m gonna fart.
   
6. Is it just me or doesn`t anyone disappear in the Bermuda triangle anymore?
   
7. Please drink responsibly this weekend and don`t drink and dri......Wait this is Facebook, most of you probably won`t leave the house! ... Good talk!
   
8. Spent $50 on E-bay to enlarge my happy place. The creep sent me a magnifying glass.
   
9. A bachelor party is a lot more appropriate after a divorce than before a wedding.
   
10. I just told my wife it took her longer to pick a Netflix movie than it took me to pick out her engagement ring and that was a bad analogy.
    
11. I can`t possibly f*ck up the entire universe, so that`s a relief.
    
12. Don’t expect a “bless you” after the 4th sneeze…get your self together
    
13. Those beards make the Red Sox look like they`re going to a Civil War reenactment as Confederates.
    
14. Let’s have a moment of silence for all these guys that tried to walk across power lines but fell because someone tied their shoes together.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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